Top 10 reasons to go back to the moon

Published on June 5, 2007 By CharlesCS In Politics

10) To make a spinoff of the TV show “24” and call it “720”

9) So we can make a new reality show “Moon Base Idol”.

8) So we can follow up that reality show with “So you think you can float”.

7) Bush can have an excuse why he fumbles his words.

6) To make sure Saddam didn’t hide his WMD’s there.

5) So Kim Jong Il can’t reach us.

4) To see if Redbull would still sell.

3) To see if illegals can make it that far.

2) So we can build a celebrity jail/resort for Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan

1) So we can finally say we went to the moon without a doubt.

Comments

Dr Guy

on Jun 05, 2007

11. SO vegans can eat cheese without sacrificing their ideals.

Poison5

on Jun 05, 2007

To see if illegals can make it that far.

jennifer1

on Jun 05, 2007

To be rid of lunar cycle aggression? (They say people are more aggressive when it is full moon) hey way to go there will be peace on earth

CharlesCS

on Jun 06, 2007

SO vegans can eat cheese without sacrificing their ideals.

Hehe, I guess if we went to the moon we could change it to the top 11.

(Citizen)Poison5June 5, 2007 15:06:37Reply

Would they be considered criminals if they broke into NASA and stole a ship to get to the moon? Or would we say they are only looking for ways to survive?

I already say that though!

No conspiracy that large would have withstood the test of time, and anyone really doubting it is a nutjob.

True, then again some people still say we went to Iraq for oil while paying $3.10 per gallon. I think this would be the first time in my life I have seen a situation where a "stolen" good is actually more expensive than getting it the normal way..

To be rid of lunar cycle aggression? (They say people are more aggressive when it is full moon) hey way to go there will be peace on earth

Then we would have earthatics instead of lunatics.

One things for sure, there won't be many treehugers, animal activist or illegals there.

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