The World Thru My Eyes - I speak my mind and man does it like to talk.
Give it a try
Published on June 20, 2007 By CharlesCS In Politics
Let’s play a game. Let’s see who can come up with the best name for illegal aliens that can make them anything but illegal aliens. We already have a few from our own politicians and even from right here in JU.

Criminals
Illegal immigrants
Undocumented Americans
Nuevo pioneers

While the first one is not so exciting, the second and third make me wonder what people really think about people crossing our borders (be it by foot, car, boat, plane or alien spaceship) and entering our territory illegally. I’m sure that if they ever found themselves in a position where one of these illegal aliens did them harm they would probably be talking as if they were against it from day 1.

Can YOU beat these names?

(Disclaimer, because some are too dumb not to need it: Not all illegal aliens intend to do harm when entering our country, but they do intend to break the law since that is what they do once they enter and become illegal aliens.)

Comments
on Jun 20, 2007
Welcome Neighbors from the South.

Latino Newcomers.

Culture Club Fans... oops, sorry. I was listening to my MP3 player.
on Jun 20, 2007
Welcome Neighbors from the South.

Latino Newcomers.


Not bad. What if they weren't Latino? Or from the South?
on Jun 20, 2007
Imported Americans......the new American Way

Citizens From Away







on Jun 20, 2007

Non-Tax Payers

Foreign Americans

Undocumented Entrepreneurs

on Jun 20, 2007
LOL, this is great stuff. Hows about:

Wannabe Americans
on Jun 20, 2007
Outsourced Labor
on Jun 20, 2007

Outsourced Labor

Onsite outsourced labor.

on Jun 21, 2007
Keep them coming people. This is great, maybe if we eliminate all the possibilities by calling them first maybe we can get back to calling them wwhat they are, illegal immigrants.
on Jun 21, 2007
How about greedy, treasonous scum? After all, they say they want a better life for their family, but it never occurs to them that making their COUNTRY better WILL produce a better life. They're in it for themselves, and they've proven they have no loyalty to their own government, so why should we expect them to have loyalty to ours?
on Jun 21, 2007
How about greedy, treasonous scum?


That works as well.

Document-challenged friends and neigbors.


Friends? OK, we are nice people after all right?
on Jun 21, 2007
I'm thinking of making shrits out of these names and selling them.