The World Thru My Eyes - I speak my mind and man does it like to talk.

Well now you can. Introducing Windows Vista SP1 toilet paper.


Now you can actually take Windows Vista and wipe your behind with it, you can crush it, burn it, flush it and even blow your nose with it.


According to Tomshardware.com, this baby is a quality 3 ply toilet paper with all of Vistas features on it. The only problem is it is written in Japanese Kanji so have fun trying to translate it while cleaning your behind. Then again you could always kill two birds with one stone if somehow Japanese bugs you as well.


Finally a Windows that is actually good for something. 

Comments
on Mar 18, 2008
I might get around to ordering a few rolls... once I've used up all the paper with lil Johnny's political speeches, promises and lies.

Wait a minute... I ain't ever likely to run out.
on Mar 18, 2008
That is just..crappy  
on Mar 18, 2008

I might get around to ordering a few rolls... once I've used up all the paper with lil Johnny's political speeches, promises and lies.


I can already invision a best seller product.:

Wipe your butt with "Bushism Toilet Paper". Take all of Bush's fancy words and speeches and crap on the then flush them. For a limited time only, till Jan 2009

on Mar 18, 2008
lol sometimes i feel like flushing it...i have a program called peer guardian..of course one of the winblows update broke the program (i got ultimate 64 bit) so in order for me to use the program i have to reboot and choose the disable driver enforcement.
on Mar 19, 2008
I disagree.....but each to their own..*shrugs*........