Inspired buy a paragraph on Roylevosh’s interesting article “Masturbation is having sex with someone you love”, I am curious to know 2 things from my fellow JU readers.

For many years I have always wondered what I would do if I ever won the lottery. Most of the time I’d be happy with just winning the most basic lottery (usually $3 million). But it would be nice to with a big payout, especially when the Govt keeps about half of it in taxes.

I usually think about the basics, the home of my dreams, 2 cars (at least), my kid’s education and investing some of the money to make, well, more money. Some of the unusual things I think of doing is helping my family. Buying my mom and my sister-in-law a house, help my sister and mother-in-law pay their houses off, remember those who helped me when I needed it and help a local office that benefits the children of the community.

So here are the 2 questions I have for you JUers:

What would you do if you won the lottery, big or small?

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What would be the first thing you do once you got the money?

The second questions is different in the sense that you will probably not be able to do the bigger things such as buy a house or a car right away so chances are you will do something else, something you always wanted to do but could not afford it, such as a vacation, go to a casino, eat at a really expensive restaurant, or as Roylevosh would do “the first thing I would do is get rip snortin’ drunk on tequila. Then I’d whip off my shirt and walk down the middle of the street screaming obscenities and flippin’ people off ‘n shit until the cops came and arrested my drunk ass for Public Intoxication. Then I’d go to jail and RAGE like a mofo in my detox cell ALL NIGHT LONG and make a right regular teetotal complete ASS outta myself. Then the next morning I’d see the judge, kiss his righteous judicial ass,  smile, pay my fine, and go my merry (and rich) way home.
Yeah, that’d be cool. ”

So, tell me what would you do?