It was 2 weeks ago but it's just to funny not to.

I had to rent a car a couple of weeks ago to go to Miami to pay some parking tickets from 10 years ago (don't ask LOL) in order to get the registration on my car. I could have gone in my car but had I gotten pulled over for any reason i could have lost my car due to those tickets.

Anyways, I ended up renting a Chevy Cobalt, the same car I own, except this was the plain version, power nothing. Can't remember the last time I had to open and close all doors in a car one at a time. While that was funny, what really made me laugh was my 5 year old boy. He got in the car and realized how similar and different the 2 cars were. Then he noticed something on the door and asked me "Dad, what is that?", I looked and he was point at the handle to lower the window. I couldn't help but breaking into laughter. My son had never been in a car that didn't have power windows before and he wondered what that was. I thought it was hilarious. Caught me completely off guard.

I asked my four-year-old boy what he wanted for lunch the other day and after he told me, he said, "and then, I wanna pound fudge!"

(First I laughed until I cried, then I asked him what exactly he meant by that. He heard the kid say it on the Fairly Oddparents Halloween special which he has on a dvd. I think the kid on the show may have said "I wanna pound OF fudge" but I haven't been able yet to watch it to find out.)

I look forward to your research findings.

An email that made me smile (through gritted teeth)

OBAMA'S TWO-WEEK RECAP

1, The American people elect a BROWN president with a total of 42 days experience as a U S Senator from the most politically corrupt state in America whose governor is ousted from office.  The President's first official act is to close Gitmo and make sure Terrorists civil rights are not violated.

2, The U.S. Congress rushes to confirm a black Attorney General, Eric Holder, whose law firm we later find out represents seventeen Gitmo Terrorists.

3, The CIA Boss, Leon Penetta with absolutely no experience, has a daughter Linda we find out, that is a true radical anti-American activist who o is a supporter of all the Anti-American regimes in the western hemisphere.

4. We got the most corrupt female in America as Secretary of State; bought and paid for.

5. We got a Tax Cheat for Treasury Secretary who files his own taxes.

6. A Commerce Secretary nominee who withdrew due to corruption charges.

7. A Tax cheat nominee for Chief Performance Officer who withdrew under charges.

8. A Labor Sec'y nominee who withdrew under charges of unethical conduct.

9. A Sec'y HHS nominee who withdrew under charges of cheating on his taxes.

And that's just the first two weeks . . . but who's counting.

America is being run by the modern-day Three Stooges ~ Barack, Nancy , and Harry ~ and they are still trying to define stimulus.

Stimulus is where the government gives a smidgen of your tax dollars back to you making you feel so good about yourself [stimulated] that you want to run out to Wal-Mart and buy a new Chinese-made HDTV and go home and watch Telemundo!

One Big  Ass Mistake America

Now that's comedy right there.

I gave my Yorky puppy a milk bone,   he jumped on it,  growled,  ran circles around it,  had a running streak,  then came back to the milk bone and growled some more,  and bit it,  then grabbed a piece of it and had another running streak.  He just has kept me in stitches all week!  To say nothing of breaking my heart with his big brown eyes!