You know, sometimes I wish I would just stop trying to be funny (and I emphasize on "trying"). Every once in a while I see a chance for a small joke just to humor things a bit. It's in my nature I guess, I figure a little bit of humor goes a long way to making people happy. My problem seems to be, not in my good intentions, but in the delivery. Let's face it, I suck at comedy. I couldn't make anyone laugh if I had a comedian telling jokes for me while I stood on stage and lip synced. I can't ...

Well now you can. Introducing Windows Vista SP1 toilet paper. Now you can actually take Windows Vista and wipe your behind with it, you can crush it, burn it, flush it and even blow your nose with it. According to Tomshardware.com, this baby is a quality 3 ply toilet paper with all of Vistas features on it. The only problem is it is written in Japanese Kanji so have fun trying to translate it while cleaning your behind. Then again you could always kill two birds with one stone if so...

Yes, it would seem the men and women of our US Postal Service in Florida will not have to worry about those extra letters they were gonna have to carry and deliver since the Democrats decided to abandon the idea of mail-in voting for Florida. For once they decided to listen to the people of Florida and realized they did not want to have to vote again. Leave it to the Democrats to break their own rules and then try to find a way around them to make the Florida votes count. Sure, not long...

(inspired by Draginol’s article Treehugger.com is awesome ) Most people have an idea of what their dream house might be. Some have been lucky enough to achieve their goals in getting it. I too have a dream house of my own, but the chances of obtaining it are pretty slim considering my current financial situation. The problem is my dream house is more than just a dream. Taking ideas from all sorts of TV shows like This Old House, Ask DIY Home Improvements and the many other TV ...

While browsing thru the Satellite channels today I came across a movie I had not seen in years. Air Force One with Harrison Ford. he's one of my favorite actors. I love all the Indiana Jones movies and I'm a big fan of Han Solo and his Millennium Falcon. As I watched how the President of the US (Harrison Ford) found himself in the middle of a hijacking of Air Force One and fought his way thru the terrorist to save is family and the rest of the passengers, I found myself wondering (as a joke) if ...

(Don't take the title too literally, I don't think Democrats are related to the Devil, but they come pretty close.) Every since I decided I needed a new vehicle I knew a second job wouldn't be too far behind. I started working for a guy who has a valet parking business and I have to say it's been great. I get to drive incredible cars like Mercedes, BMW, Jaguar, Bentley and Cadillacs. Pay is pretty decent too for the hours I work which average 3 hours. Well tonight I had a job at a po...

Now how can anyone vote for a guy who won't even use his own middle name as part of his campaign to run for President of the US? Some people think others are making too much of this middle name thing, but I think it's important. Why are you ashamed of you middle name Barack? Is it because it's a Muslim name? Is it because you are running at a time when Americans and Muslins are not seeing eye to eye at the moment? is it because you think Islamic extremist around the world will use you as a weapo...

I've decided to take some advice and do my part on JU. I'm making a call to all you JU citizens to do you part and bring on the writing skills and drop an interesting article from time to time to spring things up a bit. We're short on interesting writers but that doesn't mean the rest of us are dull. Lets show them that anyone on JU can be interesting, passionate and worth listening. I also call on the occasional pain in the butt poster, JU could be dull without the occasional uneducated rant an...

I have to say it would seem things on JU may pick up faster than I expected. Already I find myself on Brad's blacklist ( hey Brad, it works perfectly ) but that's cool. I'm not offended, it was expected. He is the owner after all and I was coming off a bit too strong on my opinions. But I do find it interesting that my road to his blacklist started with me posting an opinion about maybe looking elsewhere for some entertainment till JU got back on it's feet. Then I (and many others) was called pa...

My only real problem is that I always have 2 sign in on the main page with IE and Firefox and then I have to sign in again when I click on the forums link or if I head to the forums directly. Every once in a while when I click an article I have to sign in to be able to post. I guess for some reason I just can't stay logged on the new site half the time. Could it be me or is it JU? I have tried cleaning out cookies, temp internet files and even reinstalling Firefox, nothing works.Any help would b...

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Here's a story for those of you who don't believe it's possible to improve your lifestyle by simply trying. For those of you who continue to make excuses about how poor people just can't make things better for themselves for "whatever" reasons. This story is true since I have been witnessing it since day 1 close to a year ago.   Nearly a year ago I found out that my mother-in-law's stepson (her husbands son, just in case) had won the Cuban lottery that allows a Cuban to get a passpo...

Well, not according to foxnews.com where an article clearly states the Senate approved the stimulus bill and the GOP agreed to give checks to those who made less than $3000 and veterans. Strange, I was told the GOP and Bush didn't care about the poor and the veterans, yet there is the bill passed by the Senate and ready for Bush which he said he would. I guess someone on this site will have to remove his articles that he claimed were "The Truth".   Since he felt he needed to infest ...

I just bought a Linksys wireless router but no matter how I follow the instruction I can connect both wireless laptops but can get Internet on them Help please. Thanks in advance.

I just bought a Linksys wireless router but no matter how I follow the instruction I can connect both wireless laptops but can get Internet on them Help please. Thanks in advance.